伦纳德观看道奇队比赛，美国球迷：需要很高智商才能看懂这顿操作据美国媒体The Ringer报道, 离马刺队在

据美国媒体The Ringer报道, 离马刺队在季后赛被淘汰已经过了两周的时间。伦纳德无法出战哪怕一场季后赛。而今晚，科怀-伦纳德在洛杉矶观看了一场洛杉矶道奇队的比赛。快给你的湖人球迷朋友分享吧，这肯定会成为他最新一期的最爱视频。

[The Ringer] It"s been just over two weeks since the Spurs were eliminated. Kawhi Leonard wasn"t able to attend a single playoff game. Tonight, he caught a Dodgers game in LA. This will definitely be your Laker fan-friend"s new favorite video.

[–]Lakersrealmckoy265 1163 指標 19小時前

Adam Silver: "smh when will you learn Magic"

湖人球迷：亚当-萧华：“哎，魔术师，到底啥时候你才长记性啊。”

[–]Cavaliers BandwagonDextereddit 714 指標 11小時前

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU OLD MAN

“老头子，我们要告诉你多少次你才能长记性啊！”

[译注1]

[译注1]出自《海绵宝宝》的梗，一个老头子多次被打却还是不长记性。

[–][LAL] Vern MikkelsenEatMyShittyAsshole 2288 指標 19小時前

Magic fined since he’s part owner of the Dodgers

湖人球迷：魔术师因为拥有道奇队的股份而被罚款。

[–][LAL] Kyle KuzmaTaffarr 699 指標 19小時前

Id like to imagine Magic has this secret ring of people just mailing out Dodger tickets and Disneyland passes to stars who have the slightest connection to LA.

湖人球迷：我喜欢想象这么一个桥段：魔术师手下有这么一小撮人，他们负责向联盟中跟洛杉矶哪怕有一点关系的球星寄送道奇队的球票和迪士尼门票。

[–]Lakersmugih 286 指標 18小時前

I"d be extremely disappointed if he didn"t do that.

湖人球迷：他要是没这么做我才会失望透顶呢。

[–]Captain_Morgan4 494 指標 19小時前

He gone

伦纳德走定啦。

[–]Rocketsstrippersinspace 289 指標 19小時前

Kawhi, PG, and LeBron on the Lakers

伦纳德，保罗-乔治和勒布朗，齐聚湖人队！

[–]LakersDestinySaber 289 指標 19小時前

Dont forget KD, hardest road ever

湖人球迷：别忘了KD，这可是有史以来最艰难的路。

[–]Sunsmrsuns10 1317 指標 19小時前

To be fair you must have a high IQ to understand Kawhi Leonard

讲道理，伦纳德这操作需要很高智商才能看懂啊。

[译注2]

[译注2]改编自reddit某著名【复制-修改-粘贴】段子的第一句话。原文是一大段优越感十足的长篇分析，作者是热门动画《rick and morty》的一位狂热、很有优越感的粉丝。该长段分析的开头第一句话就是"To be fair, you must have a high IQ to understand Rick and Morty”。其此剧现在堪称美国最热动画，但很多剧迷的过度解读和蜜汁优越感招来了很多人的讽刺。

[–]SpursGee4442 1141 指標 19小時前

Is that his group

马刺球迷：他身边的是传说中的他的团队么?

[–]Pelicansheycindy 1582 指標 19小時前

You"ll have to ask his group

这你得问他的团队了。

[译注3]

[译注3]此前记者提问波波维奇：“伦纳德还有机会在本轮归队吗？”波波的回答是：“这个问题你得去问伦纳德和他的团队。”

[–]Cavaliers Bandwagonnice_kitchen 377 指標 19小時前

I don"t know who the fuck they are

我TMD才不知道他团队有谁。

[译注4]

[译注4]季后赛首轮前布莱索声称自己不知道罗齐尔是谁，后被打脸。

[–]Jazz Bandwagonsoundem 225 指標 19小時前

You could ask his group who they are

你可以问他的团队，他的团队有谁啊。

[–]Warriorsbff124 71 指標 18小時前

You mean his posse

你是说他的马仔么。

[译注5]

[译注5]此前禅师曾将勒布朗-詹姆斯的合作伙伴称为其马仔（posse），遭到詹姆斯抨击，两人关系破裂。

[–]76ersHelreaver 811 指標 19小時前

So it was the Dodgers he wanted to join all along.

原来伦纳德一直以来是想加入道奇队打棒球啊。

[–]ArizonaMildCats 185 指標 19小時前

Seagers done for the year so they can just put Kahwi at short, he’ll basically have two gloves out there

西格尔赛季报销了，道奇队可以把伦纳德放在游击手的位置，他那大手就好像都戴了两层棒球手套一样。

[译注6]

[译注6]科里-西格尔为洛杉矶道奇队游击手，因右手肘伤势赛季报销。

[–][HOU] Hakeem Olajuwonkyotofly 1371 指標 19小時前

Kawhi’s mental gymnastics are Olympic gold medal level

科怀内心的小算盘打得是奥林匹克金牌级别啊。

[–]Lakersstonewall55 473 指標 19小時前

Nothing compared to Spurs fans

湖人球迷：哪比得上马刺球迷绞尽脑汁为伦纳德辩护的头脑运算能力。

[–]SpursBarStella 1287 指標 19小時前

I don"t have to do mental gymnastics to count the number of years straight that you"ve missed the playoffs

马刺球迷：我不用绞尽脑汁地算也知道你们湖人队连续多少年没进季后赛了。

[–]Cavaliersharrison5394 682 指標 19小時前

Lakers could miss the playoffs for 10 more straight seasons before the Spurs could match their banners. Assuming you guys win the next 10 NBA finals in row

骑士球迷：湖人队就算再连续十年进不了季后赛，马刺队还是在冠军总数上望尘莫及，就算你们十连冠也不行。

[–]SpursSordidCanary 1148 指標 19小時前

That"s true, that"s true. But still fuck the Lakers.

马刺球迷：你说的没错，没毛病。但我还是要说，去TMD的湖人队。

[–][POR] Patty Millsshickard[??] 738 指標 18小時前

^ doubly true, people seem to forget Fuck the Lakers way too often on this sub

开拓者球迷：楼上对的不能再对了，这话题区的JR总是忘记“去TMD湖人队”。

[–][WAS] Muggsy BoguesBlackJediSword 462 指標 16小時前

Yeah but they also seem to be missing an even more important statement... fuck the Celtics.

奇才球迷：没错，但是他们看起来总是忘记一个更加重要的话题：去TMD凯尔特人队。

[–]76ers BandwagonItsTheFatYoungJesus 265 指標 15小時前

This... This is something I can get behind. Fuck the Celtics.

76人球迷：这个……这是个我能支持的运动，去TMD凯尔特人队。

[–][DAL] Jose CalderonMrVincent17 123 指標 12小時前

Fuck them both

独行侠球迷：都QTMD不就完事了吗？！

[–]Lakersthevisitor 76 指標 17小時前

They"ll remember soon enough.

湖人球迷：很快他们就会回忆起当年的恐惧，湖人总冠军！

[–]CelticsITsLoverBoy 207 指標 15小時前

Yeah, 2030 is just around the corner.

凯尔特人球迷：哈哈没错，2030年很快就到啦。

[–]yamers 315 指標 17小時前

its crazy how this whole thing is so shrouded in mystery. All he has to do is SAY something, why doesn"t he just speak? don"t give me this shit about how hes quiet.

这整件事笼罩着一层神秘的色彩，太疯狂了。伦纳德只要开口说点什么，一切都会水落石出，他为什么不发声呢？别告诉我“他太安静了”那种鬼话。

[–][CLE] Larry Nancethreeoneleads 149 指標 16小時前

I mean there"s this, which everyone seems to forget, from a couple months ago where he was asked "Do you want to finish your career as a Spur?" and he was like "Yeah, for sure." and talking about how he didn"t really feel like things were tension but whatever. There"s also this from a recent article

骑士球迷：有啊，大家好像都忘了几个月前伦纳德接受的采访。当伦纳德被问到：“你是否想以马刺球员身份退役？”的时候，他说：“是的，肯定的。”他还说并不觉得自己与球队存在紧张气氛，不过，大家还是选择性无视了。此外还有以下这篇最近的文章提到：

On the night of March 21, as Leonard walked through the corridors of the AT&T Center after the Spurs beat the Washington Wizards, ESPN asked him if the simplest explanation to this situation -- that he was hurt and genuinely didn"t feel like he could play yet -- was actually the truest answer.

3月21日晚，在马刺队击败奇才队赛后，伦纳德走过AT&T中心的走廊时，ESPN记者问伦纳德，他是不是真的受伤了而且觉得自己还不能够上场，毕竟这是最简单的解释，大家也都想知道这是否确实是事情的真相。

Leonard nodded, then said, "I mean, why else would I not be playing?""People are just looking for spin," Leonard continued. "I haven"t been here long. I"ve been here six years. The Spurs have been here way longer than that. People are gonna go with that take first."

伦纳德点头，说道：“我不打球还能有什么别的原因呢？人们总是想要寻求一些新的刺激和转折”伦纳德继续说“我在这里的时间还并不是很长，只有六年。马刺队在这里的时间要久上很多，人们总是会相信那些不利于我的观点。”

[–][LAL] Lonzo BallSDF05 53 指標 15小時前

I feel like he and his team are just trying to juice this rumour up and in the end he"ll sign a max extension with the Spurs anyways. I don"t think Lakers (especially the FO) had a lot of interest in getting Kawhi this offseason (probably after next season, but first they have to nab PG-13 first and get somewhere in the playoffs).

湖人球迷：我认为他和他的团队只是在利用这个传言炒作罢了，最终他们还会和马刺队续约超级顶薪的。我不认为湖人队（尤其是管理层）有很大兴趣去在这个休赛期追求伦纳德（也许下个赛季之后更有可能，前提是他们必须拿下保罗-乔治，并且在季后赛中有所作为）。

But hey, at least it gives something for the lakers fans to enjoy. All these rumours and the lakers fans look like the jack of all trades for a couple of months before it all ends as expected (which is nobody in superstar or star value gets signed with the lakers).

但是不管怎么说，这给了湖人球迷一些希望。但是不论这些流言传的多厉害，又或者湖人球迷在未来几个月中如何各种交易都想插一脚，还是改变不了最终一切都会按照预定的发生（也就是最终还是没有超级球星，甚至是球星，会与湖人队签约）。

[–]SupersonicsFireBevell 66 指標 12小時前 He"s waiting to see where LeBron goes

马刺球迷：他是在等待看勒布朗要去哪里。

[–]Thunderthisguy2164 588 指標 19小時前

Please everyone hurry and defend this

雷霆球迷：大伙儿，麻溜的，快来为伦纳德辩护呀。

[–][HOU] Trevor ArizaJimHarden 885 指標 19小時前

2x DPOY Kawhi himself couldn"t defend this

火箭球迷：两届最佳防守队员本人都防不住这次的流言蜚语了。

[–]Heatwormhole222 199 指標 19小時前

Of course not. He’s busy rehabbing so he can rejoin the Spurs next year.“肯定不是这样的，他只是在积极康复，这样下赛季他就能重回马刺队了。”

[–]SpursMalixes 109 指標 16小時前

Honestly I can’t anymore. Thanks for the finals performance Kawhi. He’s been huge for this organization and I hope for fucks sake he stays but at this point it’s not really looking so. I’m fucking devastated..

马刺球迷：说实话我不能再为他辩护了。科怀，感谢你总决赛中的精彩表现。他是这个球队重要的一部分，我向天祈祷他留下来，但是在这个时刻一切看起来并不会随我的心意。我真是伤心透了。

[–][ATL] Dominique WilkinsCounterInsanity 89 指標 18小時前

I don"t understand why he chose to do this. He must know this is going to affect how people look at him and just his overall image. It"s been less than 2 weeks since the Spurs got eliminated. Hell, it could very well mean nothing more than just being able to catch a simple Dodgers game with the lowly Reds in town. But he has to realize how he"s going to be instantly portrayed in the media by all of this.

我不明白他为何要这么做。他肯定知道这会影响别人对他的看法，伤害他的形象。马刺队被淘汰还没过去两周啊。是的，也许这一切只是为了看一场道奇队对阵辛辛那提红人队的棒球赛，没有任何其他的因素。但是他必须意识到，这一切可能立刻被媒体描绘成怎样的景象。

[–][CLE] Larry Nancethreeoneleads 105 指標 16小時前

I mean, let"s be real. It"s Kawhi. Do you really think he cares that much? I mean the dude just wants to be really good at basketball and just from his silence and overall personality towards the media in his career he probably isn"t spending too much time thinking about the color of his hat or not enjoying the offseason if he made progress in his rehab.

骑士球迷：说实在的，这是科怀-伦纳德啊，你认为他在乎那么多么？这哥们也许天天只想着提高自己的篮球技巧，而且综合他生涯中面对媒体展现出的性格和沉默，只要他的康复进展顺利，他可能不会花很多时间去思考戴什么颜色的帽子，或者休赛期应该做些什么去享受生活。

Spurs exit interviews are over, and he"s been in New York since the beginning of time doing his rehab at this point. Makes sense that maybe he"d made adequate progress and is seeing family/going to a game just enjoying the offseason and being home.

马刺队的赛季总结会已经结束了，伦纳德也一直在纽约进行康复。也许他只是在康复方面取得了足够的进展，想要回到家见见家人，或者看一场球赛来享受休赛期。